Tarb Wabbahussefien Abdominal Durka Durka Jackson-five Hussein (Badger)

The eccentric knowledge seeking Gnome Wizard whos Jazz hands never fail to lighten the mood. He is accompanied by his hormonally imbalanced owl, The Game

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Tarb Wabbahussefien Abdominal Durka Durka Jackson-five Hussein, also refered to as Badger, was thrown into a cruel life. Raised by an angry ex tyrant wizard whos hands had taken the lives of many of his own. Luckily for Tarb, this Evil wizard had a soft spot. His parents had brought him to the angry wizard begging him to spare him in exchange for thier lives. In one mighty flick of the wrist they were turned to dust. realizing he had just done, the wizard began teaching the small gnome. Badger gained his knack for fire spells and illusion in this way. When he had turned about thirty Badger decided it was time he moved on, and he had met a really hot elf babe. They ran away hand in hand to escape the evil clutches of his father. They took refuge in a small village for many years before the wizard found them. Upon finding them the wizard stared down at them and with a mighty roar spoke.. “LAWL U GUISE R F4GG0T5.” Badger’s beloved elven babe turned to stone and crumbled to the ground. The wizard then left forever. Bagder had set to the road, just adventureing, for he no longer lived, with out his one true. Along the way he became very aquainted with a Half Elf. and his story continues…

Tarb Wabbahussefien Abdominal Durka Durka Jackson-five Hussein (Badger)

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