The Deathwatchers Relics


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your friendly neighborhood spider bitch
spider cave

So our brave adventurers ….. yeah those guys. basicly this is what happened, cause im sitting on the toilet and writing and wanna be done with it. everyone met in a bar after 6 months apart. then O NO! some spiders drag some chick down a hole… oops. then over 9000 adventurers go into a hole and it turns out to be spider girls house. dang. so many spiders everywhere….

they end up being cornered by a horde of spiders but collapse the cave behind them. +3 pts for intelligence…

oh and you guys are gonna get a lot of xp. SORRY OK???

they found the spider queen. she was naked. it was pretty sweet. they fought her 2 poisoned bastard swords. they won. but it was hard. it was.

then in teh neck of tiiieeemm….. they are saved by the lazy militia… assholes.

seriously….. just wait till hte boat part. you will come buckets.

The Beginning
The Spiders like booze too...

Upon the arrival of the cast, the adventurers got right to the akward conversation of where have you beens why has you ben there and i can has cheezburger? They order up a round as a old drunk tells a story of a dungeon and a dragon (hmmmmmm), a bard plays his ocarina in the corner, and some other drunk punks start in with the sexual harrasment.

Korsic doesnt stand for this and starts Fuckin Shit Up with a good old fashioned bar room brawl! HELL YEAH!

then the barmaid is dragged into the basement by….. SPIDERS (Josh shudders)!! LOLWUT? YR ther spidrs hre? wtf? Badger rushes down only to be bitten by one and carried off… THE FIGHT STARTS! (oh and Korsic gets punched down the stairs by a drunk) -to be continued

There was a Dragon
the prelude

There was a black dragon who was delt with harshly. but that was 6 months ago….


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